Sunday, January 23, 2011
Apabila student boring
Kawan Lama.

Kesengalan di pagi isnin

Doktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Atoi: Eh! tak boleh la doktor. CANNOT
Doktor: Kenapa?
Atoi: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
More stories after the jump.
Disebabkan Atoi dirasakan mengong oleh doktornya maka dapat la MC utk sehari. Balik je umah...anaknya boboy tunjuk buku kerjanya.

Atoi : Boboyy !! Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah? Teringin ayah nak tengok Boboy dapat 100.
Boboy: Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu boboy dah kasi bintang banyak kat
bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn boboy jer, bintang dah
abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat boboy bulan.
Atoi : *%^*&^%@#
Disebelah petang, mak Atoi ...nenek kepada Aboy dan mertua kepada isteri atoi mengadu pening kepala.
Mak Atoi : Amboi 3X mak peninggggg laaa Atoi.....[berkipas tangan di tangan kiri sambil berjalan keliling Atoi -macam Azwan Ali]
Atoi pun keluarkan moto kapcai nya nak membawa maknya ke klinik gigi.
Elok beno la tu...si pening bawak si pening pergi klinik.

Atoi: Mari la naik mak, pegang kuat-kuat yea..nanti jatuh! siapa yg susah ? mereka dan keluarga mereka juga kan..
Mak Atoi : Iya lah, mak pegang kuat-kuat la nie haaaa...
Atoi : Jangan lupa pegang kuat-kuat yea mak!!! [kata Atoi lagi mengingatkan]
Mak Atoi : Iya, mak dah pegang kuat-kuat la nie, takut sangat.
Atoi : Ok, kalau begitu kita berangkat ya, mak.
Atoi lalu 'merempit' motornya, lalu terdengar benda jatuhBUUAAAAKKKK!!!!!PETTTTT!
Atoi terperanjat, lalu menoleh ke belakang, dan ternampak maknya terjatuh dari motornya.
Atoi : Lah kenapa boleh jatuh gak nie, mak?!! Mak tak pegang kuat-kuat agaknye?
Mak Atoi : Mak dah pegang kuat-kuat dah tadi!!!!
Atoi : Mak pegang kat mana?
Mak Atoi : pagar rumah.
Atoi: "$%^&(#....."
Maknya yang hanya sakit pening dah bertambah lagi satu penyakit...lebam punggung.
Lepas menghantar maknya ke klinik Atoi kepenatan. Terus tertido.

Isteri : Bang, bangun bang...bangun la cepat
Atoi : hish apa nie kejutkan orang tgh2 malam nie...
Isteri : Abang lupa makan ubatla...cepatla bangun..kan doktor dah pesan
kena makan sebelum masuk tidur.
Atoi : Ubat apa ?
Isteri : Ubat tidur.
Atoi : @#%^#^????
Isteri : Cepat la bang....Kiah nak kejutkan mak lagi. Dia pun xmakan ubat tido lagi. Cepat laaaa..
PANGGGGG !!!
[bukan bunyi pelempang ya tapi bunyi benda jatuh kat belakang umah]
begitulah kisah Atoi dalam sehari yang serba xkena. Kasihan sama itu Atoi...
Bunyi pangggg yang datang dari belakang tu datang dari kawasan belakang rumah Atoi. Tingkap reban ayam yang tak tertutup rapat oleh mak ayam.
Atoi sebenarnya ada membela ayam dan seekor lembu kat belakang rumahnya. Mari kita sama2 dengar perbualan ayam dan lembu ternakan Atoi.

Ayam : Tuan kita Atoi tu ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu? tak baeeekk punyer !!
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa dia buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecik je!! Hal telur pun kecohhhhh la awokkk
[ uik afundi Aril ke ...LOL]
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada.Bayangkan, hari-hari keluarga tuan kita tu minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernahpanggil aku MAK!
Ayam : @#@$!%#$^@
Apa la nak jadi ngn keluarga si Atoi ni...dari Atoi...mak dia, isteri dia...anak dia....lembu dia dan ayamnya semuanya species blur atau sengal tahap cipan merah.
Penutupnya...Atoi, isterinya Kiah, Boboy, mak Atoi, lembu dan ayam semuanya.......menyanyi sebuah laguuuuu.....
"Setiap Isnin 9.30 malam...exclusive di astro RIA....
CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK!!!!"
[ala2 cite azwan ali tuehhhh] LOL
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Sunday Morning

Nothing much to update,today is sunday.. macam hari2 ahad aku yg biasa...
Thursday, December 30, 2010
My meal for today isss =)
Today sakit2 kaki pun aku drive jugak bawak pika jalan2 makan kat jusco.. Harini lunch + dinner = Johnnys...
Happy New Year
- So starting next year Im officially gonna end my "teen" years sob sob... Even though im borned in november yet when 2011 comes I need to tell people "Hey im 20 this year" OMG Im turning 20 =(
- Next year I should start back my student life and study like mad uh huh.. And Im hoping for the best.
- Its time for me to grow up. Im turning 20 in 2011 and I should start to save money and not waste em on silly stuff =) hahahahaha..OMG HOW?
- 2011 ITS 2011 I hope that I will find a true love that can love me for who I am and truly accept me the way I am and not try to change me.AMIN
- I hope that Asrulizam bin Awang will be punished for what he did to all of his friend. You can run away now but you cant hide forever my dear. One day karma will get you cuz yes KARMA is a BITCH too =)
- I hope 2011 will bring joy and happiness to my family and friends =)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010
WinterHoney & Aren
:) D picture says it all :)budak2 IT..haha

Friday, November 26, 2010
hmmm
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
To my Friend :)
To my girl :)Monday, November 22, 2010
New addiction woootttt
Currently,this is my new addiction.. SDO CHINA :)Friday, November 19, 2010
Murden Wuz Da Case

Di dalam evidence room di Pulau Pangkor, sekumpulan CSI meletakkan bahan-bahan bukti di atas 'meja siasat'. Mereka sedang menyiasat tentang pembunuhan Mr. John Konner.
Whats for Breakfast
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Today

Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Waiting
10 things I know about love

1] The person who loves you will never have a reason to tell you why they love you.Whats important is,they only love you.
2] Even if you are taken,they never care.What they want is,for you to be happy and they will always wait for you.
3] The person who loves you accepts you for who you are,doesnt matter if you gained weight or you are not perfect.
4] The person who loves you will always be updated about you.They will know your whole schedule.Its like having a secret admirer.
5] The person who loves you,will always text you "Good Morning" when you wake up,"Good Night" before you go to sleep and "Have a good day" everyday. Thats how they say they care and love you. They dont need to say "I love you" because its hidden in their concern for you.

6] On your Birthday,they will always be the last one to wish you.As they say,save the best for last.
7] The person who loves you will always be there for you in sadness and pain or happiness and joy. They will always be by your side to support you and give encouragements.
8] When you are sick,they will always call and ask if you are okay. They will buy you medicine or take you to clinic if its necessary.Thats how they support you.
9] If you are having exams,they will always remind you to study and remind you how important study is. On the day of the exam.They will always call you and tell you "Good luck".
10] The person who loves you will give you one belonging to you. It may be ordinary but it has deep meaning.
and the last thing i know is.
The person that loves you will never cheat on you or hurt you in any ways. :'(
Monday, November 15, 2010
Lots of Love
This guy,has been my drug for the past one year. :) Get ready for Zombie Attack

I cant sleep well more than 2 weeks already. My daily routine has changed drastically and Im like a Zombie.

Today`s Story is...
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Apabila student boring
Kawan Lama.

Kesengalan di pagi isnin

Doktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Atoi: Eh! tak boleh la doktor. CANNOT
Doktor: Kenapa?
Atoi: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.
More stories after the jump.
Disebabkan Atoi dirasakan mengong oleh doktornya maka dapat la MC utk sehari. Balik je umah...anaknya boboy tunjuk buku kerjanya.

Atoi : Boboyy !! Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah? Teringin ayah nak tengok Boboy dapat 100.
Boboy: Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu boboy dah kasi bintang banyak kat
bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn boboy jer, bintang dah
abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat boboy bulan.
Atoi : *%^*&^%@#
Disebelah petang, mak Atoi ...nenek kepada Aboy dan mertua kepada isteri atoi mengadu pening kepala.
Mak Atoi : Amboi 3X mak peninggggg laaa Atoi.....[berkipas tangan di tangan kiri sambil berjalan keliling Atoi -macam Azwan Ali]
Atoi pun keluarkan moto kapcai nya nak membawa maknya ke klinik gigi.
Elok beno la tu...si pening bawak si pening pergi klinik.

Atoi: Mari la naik mak, pegang kuat-kuat yea..nanti jatuh! siapa yg susah ? mereka dan keluarga mereka juga kan..
Mak Atoi : Iya lah, mak pegang kuat-kuat la nie haaaa...
Atoi : Jangan lupa pegang kuat-kuat yea mak!!! [kata Atoi lagi mengingatkan]
Mak Atoi : Iya, mak dah pegang kuat-kuat la nie, takut sangat.
Atoi : Ok, kalau begitu kita berangkat ya, mak.
Atoi lalu 'merempit' motornya, lalu terdengar benda jatuhBUUAAAAKKKK!!!!!PETTTTT!
Atoi terperanjat, lalu menoleh ke belakang, dan ternampak maknya terjatuh dari motornya.
Atoi : Lah kenapa boleh jatuh gak nie, mak?!! Mak tak pegang kuat-kuat agaknye?
Mak Atoi : Mak dah pegang kuat-kuat dah tadi!!!!
Atoi : Mak pegang kat mana?
Mak Atoi : pagar rumah.
Atoi: "$%^&(#....."
Maknya yang hanya sakit pening dah bertambah lagi satu penyakit...lebam punggung.
Lepas menghantar maknya ke klinik Atoi kepenatan. Terus tertido.

Isteri : Bang, bangun bang...bangun la cepat
Atoi : hish apa nie kejutkan orang tgh2 malam nie...
Isteri : Abang lupa makan ubatla...cepatla bangun..kan doktor dah pesan
kena makan sebelum masuk tidur.
Atoi : Ubat apa ?
Isteri : Ubat tidur.
Atoi : @#%^#^????
Isteri : Cepat la bang....Kiah nak kejutkan mak lagi. Dia pun xmakan ubat tido lagi. Cepat laaaa..
PANGGGGG !!!
[bukan bunyi pelempang ya tapi bunyi benda jatuh kat belakang umah]
begitulah kisah Atoi dalam sehari yang serba xkena. Kasihan sama itu Atoi...
Bunyi pangggg yang datang dari belakang tu datang dari kawasan belakang rumah Atoi. Tingkap reban ayam yang tak tertutup rapat oleh mak ayam.
Atoi sebenarnya ada membela ayam dan seekor lembu kat belakang rumahnya. Mari kita sama2 dengar perbualan ayam dan lembu ternakan Atoi.

Ayam : Tuan kita Atoi tu ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
Lembu : Kenapa kau kata macam tu? tak baeeekk punyer !!
Ayam : Tengoklah. Apa dia buat kat aku!
Lembu : Hah! Buat apa pulak?
Ayam : Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua tiga ekor. Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti. Tapi manusia ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan telor aku,macamana aku nak dapat anak!
Lembu : Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecik je!! Hal telur pun kecohhhhh la awokkk
[ uik afundi Aril ke ...LOL]
Ayam : ?? Maksud kau?
Lembu : Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak bunuh diri pun ada.Bayangkan, hari-hari keluarga tuan kita tu minum susu aku tapi sorang pun tak pernahpanggil aku MAK!
Ayam : @#@$!%#$^@
Apa la nak jadi ngn keluarga si Atoi ni...dari Atoi...mak dia, isteri dia...anak dia....lembu dia dan ayamnya semuanya species blur atau sengal tahap cipan merah.
Penutupnya...Atoi, isterinya Kiah, Boboy, mak Atoi, lembu dan ayam semuanya.......menyanyi sebuah laguuuuu.....
"Setiap Isnin 9.30 malam...exclusive di astro RIA....
CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK CAK!!!!"
[ala2 cite azwan ali tuehhhh] LOL
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Sunday Morning

Nothing much to update,today is sunday.. macam hari2 ahad aku yg biasa...
Thursday, December 30, 2010
My meal for today isss =)
Today sakit2 kaki pun aku drive jugak bawak pika jalan2 makan kat jusco.. Harini lunch + dinner = Johnnys...
Happy New Year
- So starting next year Im officially gonna end my "teen" years sob sob... Even though im borned in november yet when 2011 comes I need to tell people "Hey im 20 this year" OMG Im turning 20 =(
- Next year I should start back my student life and study like mad uh huh.. And Im hoping for the best.
- Its time for me to grow up. Im turning 20 in 2011 and I should start to save money and not waste em on silly stuff =) hahahahaha..OMG HOW?
- 2011 ITS 2011 I hope that I will find a true love that can love me for who I am and truly accept me the way I am and not try to change me.AMIN
- I hope that Asrulizam bin Awang will be punished for what he did to all of his friend. You can run away now but you cant hide forever my dear. One day karma will get you cuz yes KARMA is a BITCH too =)
- I hope 2011 will bring joy and happiness to my family and friends =)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010
WinterHoney & Aren
:) D picture says it all :)budak2 IT..haha

Friday, November 26, 2010
hmmm
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
To my Friend :)
To my girl :)Monday, November 22, 2010
New addiction woootttt
Currently,this is my new addiction.. SDO CHINA :)Friday, November 19, 2010
Murden Wuz Da Case

Di dalam evidence room di Pulau Pangkor, sekumpulan CSI meletakkan bahan-bahan bukti di atas 'meja siasat'. Mereka sedang menyiasat tentang pembunuhan Mr. John Konner.
Whats for Breakfast
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Today

Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Waiting
10 things I know about love

1] The person who loves you will never have a reason to tell you why they love you.Whats important is,they only love you.
2] Even if you are taken,they never care.What they want is,for you to be happy and they will always wait for you.
3] The person who loves you accepts you for who you are,doesnt matter if you gained weight or you are not perfect.
4] The person who loves you will always be updated about you.They will know your whole schedule.Its like having a secret admirer.
5] The person who loves you,will always text you "Good Morning" when you wake up,"Good Night" before you go to sleep and "Have a good day" everyday. Thats how they say they care and love you. They dont need to say "I love you" because its hidden in their concern for you.

6] On your Birthday,they will always be the last one to wish you.As they say,save the best for last.
7] The person who loves you will always be there for you in sadness and pain or happiness and joy. They will always be by your side to support you and give encouragements.
8] When you are sick,they will always call and ask if you are okay. They will buy you medicine or take you to clinic if its necessary.Thats how they support you.
9] If you are having exams,they will always remind you to study and remind you how important study is. On the day of the exam.They will always call you and tell you "Good luck".
10] The person who loves you will give you one belonging to you. It may be ordinary but it has deep meaning.
and the last thing i know is.
The person that loves you will never cheat on you or hurt you in any ways. :'(
Monday, November 15, 2010
Lots of Love
This guy,has been my drug for the past one year. :) Get ready for Zombie Attack

I cant sleep well more than 2 weeks already. My daily routine has changed drastically and Im like a Zombie.


